A Pirate Tale

Here's a little Pirate story I picked up over the weekend at Escondido Faire. Reading it in a pirate voice adds to the effect.

There we were, three against a thousand. We'd come about. We gave 'em a full broadside. We came about again. We gave 'em another full broadside. We brought the swivel guns and the small arms to bear. The ships crashed together. It was to come down to hand-to-hand combat. Three against a thousand. The battle raged for hours. Finally, we got the three sons of bitches!