Steak and BJ Day

I haven't been around much lately, as Jocelyn so eloquently pointed out in the comments. So, I'm trotting this out. First off, Happy Valentines day to all the ladies out there. Valentines day is a day for women, after all. There is a male version on March 14, for those who are interested.

This was sent to me by a female friend. So, save the mental tomatoes and rants that I am a pig. :) I'm just informing the public. I have to say, I was speechless when I saw the site. I still am. What do you say to a site like that?