Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Jab! Hook! Ba-gawk!

I realize the story is a few weeks old, but it still cracks me up. I mean, what is this guy thinking? He's a Democratic state Senator. So, the next time you want to get all high and mighty and mock the southern Republicans for their foibles, remember that they don't have a monopoly. I'm trying to visualize this. Chickens with boxing gloves and vests with electrical sensors. Anyone care to take a crack at that illustration? I may have to.

So, do the chickens have to say "En Garde"? When the referee says "Touche" do they retreat to their corners? And how are we going to demilitarize their beaks?