So, I've been getting into the frame of mind for the Ren Faire this coming weekend. I'll be portraying the Sheriff again and Maya will be playing my kleptomaniac daughter. I've been listening to streaming ren music on http://www.renradio.com. It's a mixed bag, but by and large, I've been enjoying it. Anyway, many of you know my fondness for clever lyrics. Well, I heard a song called Caviar by In Our Cups. The harmonies are very good, but it was the chorus that amused me:
Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon's a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virigin
That's why caviar's a very rare dish!